Are you somewhat cynical about religions based around myths such as women being created from a piece of male connective tissue? Or are you simply searching in vain for the Meaning of Life? Well then, the C.E.E.D may be the answer you have been looking for. For at the C.E.E.D there is no demonisation of Women, Reptiles or in fact, Demons. There is no collection plate or salary sacrifice, no sexual abuse of minors, no cruel sacrificial rituals, no long robes or funny hats, no dietary regulations and most importantly, no justification for oppression of other human beings, plants or animals.

C.E.E.Ds teachings are based on two simple propositions.

 You are on this planet because of one simple happening-

There was no grand plan on the part of some higher being. You were created because of an act between two people or in some cases a medical procedure.

Your purpose on this planet is -

You are biologically designed and programmed to reproduce and therefore perpetuate the species. You have no choice in this. Whether you do or not is beside the point.

You are therefore, no different to any living thing on this planet, be it a fungus or a lion on the plains of Africa.

You share the same basic life force.

Too simplistic I here you say!!!!!??????

If you are alarmed by the pure simplicity or banality of your existence, then do not despair. Pastor Matthew is here to help guide you through the turgid reality of life.

There is no meaning to life other than our inherent biological purpose.

We, as human beings, are essentially no different to any other living organism.

Once you have accepted these facts, you are well on the way to eternal happiness. You just have to be content with coming from the cool, sweet earth and one day returning to whence you came.